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Back up again. Maybe

As an excuse for not writing, this is even better than ‘my dog ate my homework’. As some readers know, some undefined glitch took down the blog upwards of two weeks ago. I was unaware of my problem for several days, but when I finally found out about it got on the phone with tech support at my web host, and innumerable attempts were made to solve whatever it was. Nice guys, those techs. They have a difficult job, and a technologically challenged deacon is just another in a long series of crises.

To make a long story short, the site was up, it was down, it was up again and then down for good. In the meantime, I had rescued most of my posts and stashed them on a free site. Everything else, including all of the pages (including Orthodox writers), seemed to be lost. I thought I had found the writers in a file, but that turned out not to be the case. I was very reluctant to simply wipe out everything, and that caused me to dawdle for several days, but finally there seemed to be no alternative. I called tech support, asked after the family of the now familiar voice at the other end, and asked him to delete all traces of wordpress. I had actually attempted to do that, but there was a recalcitrant shell of a data base, which would not delete itself for me, and to which new installations were attaching themselves. The family was fine, the tech said, and a half hour later he announced that the dogged database was gone.

A couple of days later, while working on my laptop I found what proved to be a zipped backup of the web site from January. I had not seen it before, so I was mildly surprised. I opened it, and discovered that among other things it included a pre-crash copy of the old Wordpress database. Under the theory that I could always start over again if the information was corrupted, I uploaded it yesterday morning, took a deep breath, and went to the site. Everything was there.

The lesson here is not that God rescued the blog. Shoot — the odds are at least even that He was trying to tell me to quit wasting time. After all, this is the third time the blog has crashed since I started writing it about two and a half years ago. No, the lesson here is, as my father sometimes says, that even a blind pig will find an acorn every once in a while. I, of course, am the blind pig. Call me Wilbur.

On the plus side, I was gratified to see that the world continued despite my absence. That is a lesson to all of us, especially Wilbur here. As the spider said, Wilbur is a humble pig. The current version (Wilbur 2.0?) is not humble enough, but working on it. It is certainly a virtue to cultivate.

So, I’m back. I’m also off to Johnstown in a few minutes. I’m at least as excited about that as I am about having the blog back up. There is a lesson in that as well. Blogs are fun, and even therapeutic, but they cannot begin to replace the flesh and blood world of the Church and our worship there. So Wilbur 2.0 is off to Atlanta, then to Pittsburgh, then to Johnstown, then tomorrow night reversing that trip at least as far as Atlanta. And, it’s Lent to boot! For this blind pig, there are no complaints.

Lame excuses

My usual pattern has returned. I write feverishly for a short period of time, and then disappear. No warning, no fare thee well, I just disappear. Really, I am ashamed of myself. As always, though, I have an excuse. Several actually. Try these: my sister kept me from writing. The dog ate my blog. (He would, you know.) Space aliens borrowed my laptop.

Actually, the excuse is a familiar one. Having reveled in the joy of ordination and Christmas, it suddenly struck me that classes resume shortly, and I’ve got a test and a paper. Whoops. Time to get to work. On the plus side, though, I’m happy to report that last Sunday was the first liturgy since my ordination where I finally felt like I was engaged in worship, as opposed to worrying over what I was supposed to do next. Thank goodness for that.

But, by way of making amends, here are some interesting tidbits:

1. Loading the ipod for Lent: I ran across a truly amazing resource today, especially if Carpatho-Russian prostopinije is a part of your liturgical music tradition. It is for my diocese, of course, and also for a sizeable portion of the OCA. At the St. Nicholas Retreat for Deacons, subdeacons and readers in December, Metropolitan Nicholas arranged for Prof. Michael Thompson, who runs the Byzantine Catholic Metropolitan Cantor Institute in Pittsburgh, to come and talk to us about a very extensive rewriting they have just finished of the pew book for their churches. The cultural, political and historical reasons for the split between the Orthodox and the Byzantine Catholics in Carpatho-Rus is simply too complicated to relate briefly, but for our purposes, just keep one thing in mind: a little judicious editing of the commemorations, and the music is identical.

So I was excited to find today that the Institute has put up on its web page very fine recordings of all of the music in their new pewbook. There are a huge number of files - ‘Down them all’ reported 743 mp3s. This includes music for the Divine Liturgy (including, I think, 21 settings for the Cherubic Hymn), St. Basil’s Liturgy, vespers, matins, feast days and many saints. Much of the sheet music is also on the site, or will be soon. For someone who deals with liturgical music, as a choir member or director, or altar server, this is a wonderful resource. For people who just enjoy liturgical music, this will be a blessing.

2. His Eminence speaks in French: A week or so ago I posted Metropolitan Nicholas’ very forceful and excellent pastoral letter on abortion. A reader in Belgium, Jean-Michel, undertook to translate the epistle into French and post it on his blog, Saint Materne. I know just enough French to get into trouble, so I was very happy to see Vladyka’s words translated for an audience in Europe. I was also very interested in a photograph that Jean-Michel sent me. It shows him reading the Gospel in his parish. The practice is to proclaim the Gospel in Greek, after which Jean-Michel will read it in French. I have not been in a great many Greek churches in North America, but I think the same kind of thing is done with readings in Greek and English.


3. If only Alan Greenspan were Orthodox: I also received an e-mail from another reader, Steve Balestra, who is an economist, and also Orthodox. He has written an essay on economics which is infused with his faith, and is a very, very interesting read. I commend it to you. Whether you agree with it or not, I think it is highly important that we consciously seek to meld our faith and our profession. I have been putting a lot of thought into the practice of law in that regard, although without any thoughts coherent enough to write. Steve also writes a blog that is addressed to economic issues. Unfortunately, he probably thinks I have just been ignoring him. Steve, see lame excuses above and select one. And then please accept my apology.

Back to the salt mines. Hopefully, though, I will be back to writing soon. I’m making some real headway here!

Daydreams of an Appalachian Deacon

This is very bad, of course, and completely unauthorized, but imagine along with me.

I ran across this today while looking for something else. It is an old church in my county, for sale for just under $120,000. It has about an acre of land, and as the listing says “There is an old church structure that features elmwood interior and is useable.” Unfortunately, it has no water and no facilities, hence this remarkable architecture:

So clearly right off the bat you would need a well and some manner of facilities. But just imagine: here, in my county, with no Orthodox church closer than a two hour drive, what if someone was to clean the place up, erect a proper cross on top of the building, put a sign out front and a listing in the church directory in the local paper, and just started grinding out whatever services could be had. What would the Lord send? I imagine asking to name it after St. Cyril and/or St/ Methodius. If they could enlighten the Slavs, southern Appalachia ought to be a snap. Just imagine…

The wonder of it all…

I emerged from the fog induced by compulsive tracking of World Cup games (for discussion: is the Argentine team the best in history, or simply beyond compare? Futbol hooligans of any nation may not participate) to discover something very odd. I’m sure others share this distinction, but what I found this morning puzzles me to no end. For several months I have been linked by Sunni Sister, a very fine Muslim blog. (She also wins the prize for best subtitle to a blog: “Blahg, blahg, blahg”.) This morning, it appears that I have also been linked by a blog titled, with apparently no falsity at all, Right Wing Nation.

I am either doing something incredibly right, or terribly wrong. Your pick.

In case you were wondering…

I mentioned it in comments to the post on passion, but perhaps I should clarify: that was a fictional story, inspired (so to speak) by the uproar over the Danish cartoon. For the record, I have not thrown stones at anyone or anything, nor have I lectured stone throwing women about their skirt length.

On the other hand, it is entirely possible that the Lions Club is burning cars. I just don’t know enough to say.

If you are a subscriber…

I’m still learning my way around Wordpress.  A few minutes ago, I retrieved an old post from the raw file I managed to salvage when my old web host went nuts on me a few months ago.  I cleaned it up, and put it on Ancient Church, dating it back to the day it was originally posted.  The post was from last May, and many of my readers have already seen it.  I’m just putting it back up to fill in the gaps.

Anyhoo, I noticed that when I put it up, the notification e-mail that goes to subscribers went out, as though I had just written it.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

A small glitch

For reasons that escape me, Wordpress is not reporting the number of comments left on a post on the main page. For example, there have been 5 or 6 comments left on the Lifestyle Lawyer post, but the main page of Wordpress reports zero comments. If you click on “comments” under the post, however, you will see all of the comments. Go figure. So rest assured that all of your comments are, in fact, actually on site.

A fresh start

When I was in college, I could move at the drop of a hat. In a Volkswagon Beetle. With room to spare. Of course, I can’t do that any longer. Nowadays, I’ve got stuff, and lots of it.

That’s true in a cyber sense too. My old webhost managed to lose all of my files, and I stupidly had not been backing up. So this is truly a beginning from scratch. I’ll rebuild, so bear with me.

In the meantime, like with all beginnings, let me introduce myself. My name is Seraphim. We’ll talk later.




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